Long long ago but "not" so long ago......there were times when a bachelor who just started earning his livelyhood had the following attributes...
1.) lived in a dungeon like room, with dingy light..
2.) ate crap as he sucked at cooking... and saved every penny by not eating outside!
3.) used to travel by a crappy city bus gettin squished between junta..
4.) wore clothes stitched only by a 70 year old "darji" who would give u the cheapest deal...
5.) would shy away to talk to girls coz his "adarsh and sanskar" became a hurdle...
6.) would think of his "pyaari behena's" marriage and how he would arrange dowry for it!!
7.) would send money orders home every month, to help his parents.. jinhone usko "padaya.. likhaya.. aur ek zimmedar aadmi banaya"!!
hmmmm pathetic right......... But now ...............................
say Hello to the "Urban.. suave.. redefined INDIAN WORKING BACHELOR"!!!!!
1.) Blows money in buying everything and anything latest in town!
2.) Hogs like a pig in all the "god forsaken" places in town....
3.) roams around all possible inhabited/uninhabited places in the country.. (A.K.A holiday trips..)
4.) is equipped with the swankiest gadjets and mean machines...
5.) has hell lot of friends whom he talks to.. more on faceboook rather than by person..
6.) constanly is in search of a "kewl" status message to be put on facebook....
7.) uses the words "cool", "F**k", "crap".... like he just jumped out of the yankee land...
8.) realises the importance of doordashan serials the most...
9.) Is Smitten by the "love bug" occasionally....
10.) lives a life just like, he is still in college..... ambitious.. kiddish...humorous..
I strongly recommend everyone to lead this life for sometime.. atleast eventually till u get bored of it... before proceeding to doing something crazier...
13 comments:
aha aha aha your mum is going to be so proud of you.......sharavan kumar of 21th century.....l
pt . 2 is good. also add will start eating meat and drinking stuff other than water and also not tell at home else mommy will eat him instead !
"realises the importance of doordashan serials the most" - dude wat is this????
"love bug" eh ;-)...man this post is gonna be a nice way to "BLACK" mail you :D.
nice post. But dont call the other guy pathetic man. poor fellow. majburi hai. otherwise even he would have been a waste body like you :D.
Sandeep, nice to see you return to blogging. We could say you are black with a bang... oops finger slip.
nice post. But dont call the other guy pathetic man. poor fellow. majburi hai. otherwise even he would have been a waste body like you :D @Onkar: Bad english man. You should have said "Hey Sandeep, do not turn your black on him.... Shit, I keep making typos!!!
Can you see the message in the pics sandeep has posted? He is trying to prove that other colors to go well along with BLACK! The golden mask!, the red horns!, the blue super man T!, the orange life jacket!...Man Armani is getting a complex!! Naomi campbell( you can check her out here - http://www.artfagcity.com/wordpress_core/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/naomi-campbell_195597g.jpg) will be reborn as a virgin just for Sandeep! .. Go Sandeep!!!
dude onkar wat are u farting man!!! i am running "short" of words to describe it...
Wow a compliment from Sandeep...too much.. Abhiram and I can give you some tips man..dont worry
@Onkar: Sandeep complimented you about your farting skills! I am black with jealousy.
@ onkar: u took that as a compliment!! u have da innate talent of making comment list borrrrring!
u r the only guy saying it is boring...and oh wait, the comments happen to be about u...why am I not surprised!!
The comment trail for the post reads much more interesting than the post itself .... so instead of appreciating the post, i have say hats off to Omkar & Abhiram... great comments! ;-D
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